Birthday Sex...

... is a real song. I thought when Liz told me it was a real song, that it was a real song as in it was on SNL real, rather than this guy has been signed Universal real.

Here's the link to the youtube video - pretty impressive production value, I'd say.

Here are the lyrics:

[Verse 1:]
It's yo birthday, so I know you want to ride out
Even if we only go to my house
Sip mo-eezy as we sit upon my couch
Feels good, but I know you want to cry out
You say u want passion, I think you found it
Get ready for action, don't be astounded
We switching positions, you feel surrounded
Tell me where you want your gift, girl

[Chorus:]
Girl you know I-I-I, Girl you know I-I-I
I been feenin
Wake up in the late night
Been dreamin about your loving, girl
Girl you know I-I-I, Girl you know I-I-I
Don't need candles and cake
Just need your body to make...
Birthday sex... Birthday sex oohoohoohooh
(It's the best day of the year girl)
Birthday sex... Birthday sex oohoohoohooh
(G-spot g-spot let me hit that g-spot g-spot girl)

... I think that's probably enough....

Happy Birthday Liz! I hope you got everything that you wanted... Wink.